I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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