She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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