Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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