come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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