I've blown a few things in my day
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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