nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I am available for nakedness
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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