Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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