Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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