i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
it's great music for shaving your balls
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
third nipple confirmed
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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