I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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