I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Found your dick twin last night
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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