so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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