Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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