I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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