And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
