my vag is so smooth its legendary
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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