S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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