idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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