This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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