woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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