Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
May the power of my ass compel you!!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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