Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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