she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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