She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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