just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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