remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
apparently the secret to your success is patron
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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