She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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