Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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