The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
