I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
home. puking in laundry basket.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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