tell your sister to shave her snatch
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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