winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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