That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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