where am i from again
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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