Buhtt sex?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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