have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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