Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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