Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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