I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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