no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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