Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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