We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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