we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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