Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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