There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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