i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I think I just sharted jello shots
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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