time to smoke my breakfast
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
