She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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