Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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