Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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